mrsscreechpowers asked: im not affiliated with Margareta dirty thoughts on lara and her boyfriend
That’s not what you said when you loaned me you extra pair of binoculars.
Anonymous asked: what are your opinions on: nudity? sex on the first date? tongue kissing? domination? lingerie? and lastly, global warming?
Nudity: love
Sex on the first date: love
Tongue kissing: love
Domination: love
Lingerie: love
Global warning: no opinion.
Anonymous asked: i have a girlfriend and she wants me to touch her. like holding hands and stuff... like hugging. im not ready to take that step, what do i do?
When ever she tries to make any physical contact you should:
Puke on her
Make the face
Spit in her boob crack
Start crying
Or my personal favorite,
Start ranting about the time you walked in on you grandparents and saw nothing but wrinkly saggy flesh combining into one with a passion that burns as bright at a million sins.
Anonymous asked: if i told u that i want ur bod now wuld u hold dat ass against me
4eva and alwys.
Anonymous asked: when they finished, the room they were in now had two broken hips, depends laying on the floor, a knit poncho covering muriels nude body. and i just wrote a sketchy, elderly porn with missing parts. :}
OMG!! That’s the same exact ending of the novel I’ve been working on.
Anonymous asked: as she looked upon his body, she couldnt help but feel a sensual weakness in her knees. He grinned as he saw her eyes widen. she was dying to touch him. To be with him, as one. she tossed her black hair back and grinned. he licked his lips as her black wig, actually fell off. their lips clashing down, caused their denture glue to loose its touch, and became as weak as muriels joints. wrinkled skin touching, okegyn tanks being used more than usual, and the smell of sweaty mothballs
That’s exactly what I think when I visualize Lara and her boyfriend making out. It’s not like me and Sara Kraco sit around and try to visualize that or anything..
